TURKEY DUBSTEP (by willanderson0)

icecreamisbetterwithafork:

About a month ago my Dad called, and left a message that went something like this:

So and so’s, sisters, partner works for Richard Branson, and they think you would be a great fit for this event coming up on his private island. Am I allowed to pass along her phone number to you?

My Dad is…

The worst trial expiration consequence in the history of software.

Madeon - Pop Culture (live mashup) (by itsmadeon)

Baller. Especially when you see what this kid looks like: http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/74068408/Madeon++1.jpg

Loved. Lost. Made pancakes.”

Redditors recap their life in a “Too Long; Didn’t Read” version.

“The Illusion of Choice”

As always, I couldn’t have said it better myself, The Oatmeal.

Timelapse Footage - Space Shuttle Discovery Arrives at the Mate/Demate Device (by NASAKennedy)

"Some people handle the aimlessness of post-college better than others."

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